- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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