- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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