My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

The 19th Amendment

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Come In!

The Game.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

I know a black girl named beyonca.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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