- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Your time.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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