This one sucks!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What's better than sex? Nothing

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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