- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

good one jess !!

Dancing Potatoe!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Where do babies come from? My garage

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