- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

good one jess !!

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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