- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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