Anti-joke.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

So. The gays. ...

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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