What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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marshal sterio had sex

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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WNBA

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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i love huge wieners.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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obama leadership

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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