Waseem is not a funny guy!

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Women's Rights.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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