- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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