What is next?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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connor sucks

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Justin Beiber

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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