What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Penis.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Penis

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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