What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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