- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

whats round and like a ball a ball

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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