- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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