How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Meow.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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your a towel.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock What

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Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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