Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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