- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Women's Rights.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

yo momma so fat that she's fat

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