- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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