- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Niki Minaj's ass

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

JEWS

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

women outside of the kitchen

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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