- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Hippopatomous!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Women's rights

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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