- Anti Joke

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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