- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Black People.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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