- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Are you a human?

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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