Women's rights

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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