Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Anti Joke

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