A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

why did Max cry??? chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

thumb_up thumb_down +29

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

thumb_up thumb_down +29

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

thumb_up thumb_down +27

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops