whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

whats 2+2? 4

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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