- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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