Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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want a balloon? yeah

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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myspace

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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javascript:alert("your own");

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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women have rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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