- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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