Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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asian, do math

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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a ginger has a soul

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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