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Knock knock. ... ... after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What'sucks and white Jackson

my friend is gay hes gay

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

this is gay

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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