Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Farts smell bad!

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Your Mom.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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