Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Ouch.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Stop being a centipede

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who smells? •Liam

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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