What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Worst joke ever

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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