what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Sonic

I'm gay. No homo.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What's up? A direction...

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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