- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

liam buchan is gay !

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats really hot the sun

no

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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