You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Women's rights

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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knock knock who's there police

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Women.

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