- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did I do last night?work

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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