Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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