There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Toaster

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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