Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Anti Joke

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