What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Women's sports.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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