- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

I have Alzheimer. What?

An atheist walks into a church

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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