- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Yo mamas so fat

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

why did the black guy die? cancer

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