- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

i cant think of one.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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