How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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