why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Wade

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Mitt Romney.

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a ginger has a soul

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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