- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What is 2+2? 4!

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

WNBA

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Hi? No!!!!!

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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