There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Knock knock. Death.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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