knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Colby is gay.... thats it

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How are you? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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