- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Society.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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