- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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