Hi my name is Jim

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

since when?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

69

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock knock --Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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