why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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