- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

who is awesome? no one...

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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