Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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The WNBA

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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