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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Michael Brown

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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