Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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