how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Penis.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

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