- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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