Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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