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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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