A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

How high is a Chinaman

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's wrong with woman Everything

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Joey mayer's face

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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