- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Your mother is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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