- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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