- Anti Joke

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

liam buchan is gay !

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.